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Lingerie joke
A man walked into the lingerie department of Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'dlike to buy a bra for my wife.
 "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
 "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than onetype?"
 "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showeda sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, evenwith all of this variety, there are really only four types of brasto choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The salesladyreplied:
 "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, thePresbyterian,
and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them. The Saleslady responded,
  "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are
the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Send this to all who will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
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