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Here are a few things to thinkabout:
1.Can you cry underwater?
2.How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?
3.Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4.Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes youwere buried in for eternity?
5.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

6.What disease did cured ham actuallyhave?
7.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out itwould be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babieswake up like every two hours?
9.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called ahearing?
10.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?
12.Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going tosee you naked anyway.
13.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
14.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupidsong about him?
16.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of acoconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?They're both dogs!
20.If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
21.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, what is baby oil made from?
22.Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have thesame tune?
23.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
24.Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside thehemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
25.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he getsmad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks hishead out the window?
26.Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in thefirst place?

 
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