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9 WORDS WOMEN USE  

2007-07-15 18:09:26|  分类: 默认分类 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end anargument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.
FiveMinutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half anhour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been givenfive more minutes to watch the game before helping around thehouse.

3.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. Thismeans something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments thatbegin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.
GoAhead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't DoIt!

5.
LoudSigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinksyou are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standinghere and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for themeaning of nothing.)

6.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerousstatements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wantsto think long and hard before deciding how and when you will payfor your mistake.

7.
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do notquestion, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.
Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF@!K YOU!

9.
Don'tworry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do severaltimes, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a manasking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments theycan avoid if they remember the terminology.


*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,cause they know it's true

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