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old cowboy  

2008-04-18 17:10:30|  分类: 默认分类 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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 An old cowboy sat downat the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next tohim.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts,working
cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay,doctoring calves,cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working ontractors, and feeding my dogs,so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking aboutwomen. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.When I shower,I
think about women.When I watch TV, I think about women. I eventhink
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me thinkof
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the oldcowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'ma
lesbian.
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