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2009-07-28 13:58:00|  分类: 默认分类 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Q:   Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A:   Try a bookstore under fiction.

 

Q:   What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:   Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.

 

Q:   Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:   Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to  Egypt

 

Q:   How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A:   Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q:  How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:   Take off your glasses

 

Q:   Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:   Go braless It will usually pull them out.

 

Q:   Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A:   Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q:   Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:  Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

 

Q:   As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:   Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q:   Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A:   On their foreheads.

 

Q:   What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:   'Gosh, I remember these.

 

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