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瀛斿瓙鏇帮細鈥滆帿瑁匓锛岃B閬浄鍔堛?鈥?br /> 銆??
銆??1.No B, or else P.
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銆??2.mo zhuang B, zhuang b bei lei pi.
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銆??3.People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
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銆??4.Mr.Mo pretended to be Mr.B,but he was pied by Miss Lei.
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銆??5.Don't zhuangbility锛宱r thunder will strike you bitch鈥︹?
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銆??6.No more zhuangbility, zhuangbility leads to leipility.
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銆??7.No Zhuangbity allowed.
銆??銆?huangbiers are most likely end up riven by lightning.
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銆??8.GOD FUCKS FAKE B.
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銆??9.Don鈥檛 be a smart ass or someone will kick your ass.
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銆??10. P is always after zhuangbility.
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銆??灏ゅ叾鏄涓変釜People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
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銆??Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
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銆?? 鍙鏈浗浜烘皯瀵逛簬鑻辫鐨勭儹蹇卞凡缁忓埌浜嗙浉褰撳ぇ鐨勭▼搴︼紝鏈暀绋嬬殑鐩殑鏃ㄥ湪鏇村ソ鍦版寚瀵煎ぇ瀹朵娇鐢ㄨ繖鍑犱釜璇嶇殑鐢ㄦ硶銆?br /> 銆??
銆??銆??鏈暀绋嬮鍏堝浜巒iubility,zhuangbility,shability杩欏嚑涓瘝鐨勬纭嫾鍐欎綔鍑轰互涓嬩慨鏀瑰缓璁細
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銆??銆??niubility锛氭纭嫾鍐欏簲涓簄ewbility锛屽悕璇?br /> 銆??銆??zhuangbility锛氭纭嫾鍐欎负drunbility锛屽悕璇?br /> 銆??銆??shability锛氫繚鎸佸師鎷煎啓鏂瑰紡锛屽悕璇?br /> 銆??銆??涓嬮潰瀵瑰嚑涓瘝鐨勮瘝鎬т綔涓?笅寤跺睍锛?br /> 銆??
銆??drunbility
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銆??銆??1銆乨runbility鐨勮瘝鏍逛负drunb锛屽姩璇嶏紝瑁呴?鐨勫師鎰?br /> 銆??銆??銆??杩涜鏃讹細drunbing锛涜繃鍘绘椂锛歞runbed锛涘畬鎴愭椂锛歨ave drunbed
銆??銆??銆??渚嬪彞锛欳CAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
銆??銆??銆??CCAV鍙堝湪鏅氶キ鏃堕棿瑁呴?浜嗭紝瀹冭嚜浠庢垜鏈夌數瑙嗚捣灏卞湪瑁呴?宸茬粡杩欎箞澶氬勾浜嗐?
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銆??銆??2銆乨runbee锛氬悕璇嶏紝瑁呴?鐨勪汉锛屾湁瑁呴?鍊惧悜鐨勪汉
銆??銆??銆??渚嬪彞锛氭灄蹇楃幉 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is
銆??disgusting.
銆??銆??銆??鏋楀織鐜叉槸涓閫肩殑浜猴紝浣嗘槸鍋剁埜鐖稿枩娆㈠ス锛岀湡鎭跺績銆?br /> 銆??
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銆??銆??3銆乨ruber锛氬悕璇嶏紝浠ヨ閫间负鑱屼笟鐨勪汉锛屼笓涓氳閫艰?
銆??銆??銆??渚嬪彞锛氭湵鍐?is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
銆??銆??銆??鏈卞啗鏄釜鑱屼笟瑁呴?鑰咃紝浠栦竴杈堝瓙閮藉湪瑁呴?锛屾槸涓撲笟绾х殑銆?br /> 銆??
銆?? 4銆乨runby锛氬舰瀹硅瘝锛岃閫肩殑
銆??銆??銆??渚嬪彞锛歍he way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 姹備經銆?br /> 銆??銆??銆??浣犲湪鍏氦杞︿笂鐢ㄦ墜鏈烘斁闊充箰鏄緢瑁呴?鐨勶紝鏇村埆璇撮偅姝屾槸姹備經銆?br /> 銆??
銆??銆??銆?銆乨runblization锛氬悕璇嶏紝瑁呴?鍖?br /> 銆??銆??銆?? 渚嬪彞锛欰s more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
銆??銆??銆?? 闅忕潃瓒婃潵瓒婂鐨勬槦宸村厠鍦ㄤ腑鍥借繍钀ワ紝浜烘皯瑁呴?鍖栦篃瓒婃潵瓒婁弗閲嶄簡銆?br /> 銆??
銆??銆??銆?銆乨runblism锛氬悕璇嶏紝瑁呴?涓讳箟
銆??銆??銆?? 渚嬪彞锛歍he revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
銆??銆??銆?? 娉曞浗瑁呴?涓讳箟杩愬姩璧锋簮浜?863骞达紝浜轰滑璨屼技寰堝磭鎷溿?
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銆??newbility
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銆??銆??銆?銆乶ewbility璇嶆牴涓簄ewby锛屽舰瀹硅瘝锛屽師鎰忎负鐗涢?
銆??銆??銆?? 渚嬪彞锛欼 think the song named 浣犳槸鎴戠殑鐜懓鎴戞槸浣犵殑鑺?is very newby.
銆??銆??銆?? 鎴戣涓洪偅棣栦綘鏄垜鐨勭帿鐟版垜鏄綘鐨勮姳寰堢墰閫笺?
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銆??銆?? 姣旇緝绾э細newber锛涙渶楂樼骇锛歯ewbest
銆??銆??銆?銆?緥鍙ワ細There is no newbest, only newber.
銆??銆??銆?銆?病鏈夋渶鐗涢?锛屽彧鏈夋洿鐗涢?銆?br /> 銆??
銆??銆??銆?銆乶ewber锛氬悕璇嶏紝鐗涢?鐨勪汉
銆??銆??銆?銆?緥鍙ワ細鐜嬪皬娉?is a newber, and 缃楁案娴?is also a newber.
銆??銆??銆?銆?帇灏忔尝鏄釜鐗涢?鐨勪汉锛岀綏姘告旦涔熸槸涓墰閫肩殑浜恒?
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銆??銆??銆?銆乶ewbable锛氬舰瀹硅瘝锛屽彲浠ョ墰閫肩殑锛屽?寰楃墰閫肩殑
銆??銆??銆?銆?緥鍙ワ細I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
銆??銆??銆?銆?垜璁や负34E鐨勭僵鏉緢鍊煎緱鐗涢?锛屼綘搴旇鑷豹銆?br /> 銆??
銆??銆??銆?銆乶ewbilization锛氬悕璇嶏紝鐗涢?鍖?br /> 銆??銆??銆?銆?緥鍙ワ細The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
銆??銆??銆?銆?櫧棰嗙墰閫煎寲鏄釜鍏ㄧ悆鎬х殑闂銆?br /> 銆??
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銆??shability
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銆??銆??銆?銆乻hability璇嶆牴涓簊haby锛屽悕璇嶏紝鍌粇~~閫?br /> 銆??銆??銆??渚嬪彞锛氬懆鏉颁鸡 thinks 宕斿仴 is a shaby, which turns out 鍛?is the real big shaby.
銆??銆??銆??鍛ㄦ澃浼﹁涓哄磾鍋ユ槸鍌粇~~閫硷紝缁撴灉鍛ㄦ墠鏄湡姝g殑澶у偦~~~閫笺?
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銆?? 銆??2銆乻hability锛屽悕璇嶏紝鍌粇~~閫艰兘鍔?br /> 銆??銆??銆?? 渚嬪彞锛歍he power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
銆??銆??銆?? 浣犲偦~~~閫肩殑鑳藉姏鐘瑰鍦伴渿涓?牱鍏锋湁姣佺伃鎬с?
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銆??銆??銆?銆乻habilization锛屽悕璇嶏紝鍌粇~~閫煎寲
銆??銆??銆?? 渚嬪彞锛歍he CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
銆??銆??銆?? CCAV鐨勬柊闂诲鑷村浗姘戝偦~~~閫煎寲銆?br /> 銆??
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銆??璇惧悗浣滀笟锛?br /> 銆??銆??涓??缈昏瘧鍙ュ瓙
銆??銆??銆??1銆佹棩鏈殑鍌粇~~閫煎寲杩涚▼宸茬粡瀹屾垚锛屽偦~~~閫兼瘮渚嬩笌鍌粇~~閫艰兘鍔涘潎鏄笘鐣岀涓?殑銆?br /> 銆??銆??銆??2銆佸鏂囩殑鐢靛奖寰堢墰閫硷紝浠栨槸涓?釜鐗涢?鐨勪汉锛屽笇鏈涗腑鍥界數褰遍兘鑳界墰閫煎寲銆?br /> 銆??銆??銆??3銆佸箍鐢垫?灞?槸涓偦~~~閫肩殑鏈烘瀯锛屼絾鎬昏涓鸿嚜宸辨槸鏈?墰閫肩殑銆?br /> 銆??銆??銆??4銆佽閫奸毦锛屽仛涓?釜瑁呴?浜烘洿闅撅紝鍋氫竴涓亴涓氳閫艰?闅句笂鍔犻毦锛屼絾鏄湵鍐涘仛鍒颁簡銆?br /> 銆??
銆??銆??浜屻?鍗曡瘝濉┖锛堣繍鐢ㄦ墍鏈変笂鏂囧嚭鐜拌繃鐨勫崟璇嶏級
銆??銆??銆??1銆乀he wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
銆??銆??銆??2銆乀he picture of 闄堝啝甯?and 闃垮▏ in bed is totally_______________.
銆??銆??銆??3銆佽姍钃夊濮?is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.

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